
My fridge is now almost overflowing with tomorrow’s dinner, which will take me 7 or so hours to make and 10 minutes to eat. This 10 minute dinner might be slightly extended should a necessary bathroom break arise or should Sadie – God forbid – spill a drop of water on her pants, which would result in the need of an immediate and complete outfit change. Dinnertime at the Chapin household is a combination of wrangling cats (or in our case, Oliver and Sadie, neither possessing the ability to sit on their chairs for more than 4-5 seconds at a time), a timed, food eating contest (we can only try to eat our food as quickly as possibly before we are being climbed upon or an ‘emergency’ arises), and a good, old fashion sing-a-long sung at the only volume we seem to know: extraordinarily loud. And the second we are finished, or sometimes long before we are finished, the kids are climbing into our laps for cuddles while we dish up dessert.
Not that I’m complaining, as I love dinnertime at our house, and I am thankful for everything about it. Well, perhaps not the outfit changes…
Sadie: Aaaaah, I’m wet!
Me: I don’t feel anything. I think you’re completely dry (feeling her shirt and pants).
Sadie: I’m wet all over!
Me: Where? Show me where you’re wet?
Sadie: Here (pointing to an infinitesimal, dry spec on her shirt), and here (pointing to the bottom of her socks, also dry as can be).
Me: Your shirt and your socks are dry; you are not wet.
Sadie: I’m soaking. I need new clothes.
Me: OK, let's go upstairs and get you a new outfit.
At this point I usually want to pour a pail of water on her head to teach her a lesson about what being wet is really about, but that would just require me cleaning up a bigger mess, not to mention having to calm a hysterical 3-year old (assumption, here, I promise). I then try to put myself in her shoes and realize it must be very difficult having a parent as slow, dimwitted and irrational as me. I also realize the time of the kids constantly demanding our attention and wanting to crawl on us like squirrels on a tree will be short lived, so I try to enjoy and be thankful for every moment.
Be careful what you wish for, but thankful for what you get…

